thevirginharry:

HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE HARRY I’M SCREAMING

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

agirltheycallkezia:

The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

drunktrophywife:

seeing a selfie of someone you dont like on your dash

periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant

johnquincyadams:

anonymously tell me which united states senator you’d think i’d look cute with 

cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

all i ask is that when i become famous you keep the fanfiction classy

dontfeedthe-ego:

b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l-l—-b-o-n-e-s:

australiansanta:

hepatitisbey:

Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests? 

what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick

I’m Australian. Excuse fucking me. No we fucking don’t.